Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Emotions are alien to me. I'm a \ | scientist. | | | | -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", | \ stardate 3417.3 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;