Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A beginning is the time for taking the \ | most delicate care that balances are | | correct. | | | | -- Princess Irulan, "Manual of | \ Maud'Dib" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;