Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally \ | produced a Prime Minister worthy of | | assassination. | | | \ -- John Diefenbaker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;