Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, \ | baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and | | mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup | | on the side. | | | \ -- Senator Hubert Humphrey / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;