Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON \ | doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS in a | \ $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;