Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hop along my little friends, up the \ | Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead | | candles for to kindle. Down west sinks | | the Sun; soon you will be groping. When | | the night-shadows fall, then the door | | will open, Out of the winfow-panes | | light will twinkle yellow. Fear no | | alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear | | neither root nor bough! Tom goes on | | before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll | | be waiting for you! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;