Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Wake up all you citizens, hear your \ | country's call, Not to arms and | | violence, But peace for one and all. | | Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and | | greed and sin, Help bring back her | | dignity, restore her faith again. | | | | Work hard for a common cause, don't let | | our country fall. Make her proud and | | strong again, democracy for all. Yes, | | make our country strong again, keep our | | flag unfurled. Make our country well | | again, respected by the world. | | | | Make her whole and beautiful, work from | | sun to sun. Stand tall and labor side | | by side, because there's so much to be | | done. Yes, make her whole and | | beautiful, united strong and free, Wake | | up, all you citizens, It's up to you | | and me. | | | \ -- Pansy Myers Schroeder / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;