Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The last time somebody said, "I find I \ | can write much better with a word | | processor.", I replied, "They used to | | say the same thing about drugs." | | | \ -- Roy Blount, Jr. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;