Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / bozone, n.: \ | | | The substance surrounding stupid people | | that stops bright ideas from | | penetrating. The bozone layer, | | unfortunately, shows little sign of | \ breaking down in the near future. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;