Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "Say, you look pretty athletic. What | | say we put a pair of tennis | | | | shoes on you and run you into the | \ wall?" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;