Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This kernel runs like a dessicated slug \ | if you have more than 2G of memory due | | to a 32-bit overflow. | | | | -- Andrew Morton, on Linux | \ 2.6.8-rc1-mm1 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;