Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The mirror sees the man as beautiful, \ | the mirror loves the man; another | | mirror sees the man as frightful and | | hates him; and it is always the same | | being who produces the impressions. | | | \ -- Marquis D. A. F. de Sade / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;