Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Never raise your hand to your children \ | -- it leaves your midsection | | unprotected. | | | \ -- Robert Orben / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;