Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I like myself, but I won't say I'm as \ | handsome as the bull that kidnapped | | Europa. | | | \ -- Marcus Tullius Cicero / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;