Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Instead of loving your enemies, treat \ | your friends a little better. | | | \ -- Edgar W. Howe / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;