Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Never worry about theory as long as the \ | machinery does what it's supposed to | | do. | | | \ -- R. A. Heinlein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;