Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The New York Times is read by the \ | people who run the country. The | | Washington Post is read by the people | | who think they run the country. The | | National Enquirer is read by the people | | who think Elvis is alive and running | | the country ..." | | | \ -- Robert J Woodhead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;