Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The cost of living has just gone up \ | another dollar a quart. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;