Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Do not do unto others as you would they \ | should do unto you. Their tastes may | | not be the same. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;