Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Q. What's the difference \ | between Batman and Bill Gates? | | A. When Batman fought the Penguin, he | \ won. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;