Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Well, that's more-or-less what I was \ | saying, though obviously addition is a | | little more cosmic than the bitwise | | operators. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709051808.LAA01780@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;