Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: Know what the difference between \ | your latest project | | | | and putting wings on an elephant is? A: | | Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, | \ heh, heh... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;