Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Yea, though I walk through the valley \ | of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no | | evil, for I can string six primitive | | monadic and dyadic operators together. | | | \ -- Steve Higgins / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;