Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The human instinct to censor thrives, \ | as it always will, living in | | irrepressible conflict with the human | | instinct to speak. Outrage, | | self-righteousness, and paranoia feed | | the maw of censorship. Squelching | | speech, however, never reduces | | society's net paranoia quotient; it | | simply redirects it, drives it | | underground, where it festers into more | | dangerous hysterias. In the words of | | Justice Brandeis, "Men feared witches | | and burned women." | | | | -- Rodney Smolla, "Free Speech in an | \ Open Society", p. 43. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;