Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /The real value of KDE is that \ | they inspired and push the | | | | development of GNOME :-) | | | \ -- #Debian / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;