Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You've been telling me to relax all the \ | way here, and now you're telling me | | just to be myself? | | | \ -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;