Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Some of them want to use you, Some of \ | them want to be used by you, | | ...Everybody's looking for something. | | | \ -- Eurythmics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;