Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A national debt, if it is not \ | excessive, will be to us a national | | blessing. | | | \ -- Alexander Hamilton / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;