Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The aim of a joke is not to degrade the \ | human being but to remind him that he | | is already degraded. | | | \ -- George Orwell / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;