Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A critic is a bundle of biases held \ | loosely together by a sense of taste. | | | \ -- Whitney Balliett / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;