Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hi Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the \ | help on the income tax. You wanna help | | on the audit now? | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;