Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Work without a vision is slavery, \ | Vision without work is a pipe dream, | | But vision with work is the hope of the | \ world. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;