Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Please stand for the National Anthem: \ | | | Oh, say can you see by dawn's early | | light | | | | What so proudly we hailed at the | | twilight's last gleaming? | | | | Whose broad stripes and bright stars | | through the perilous fight | | | | O'er the ramparts we watched were so | | gallantly streaming? | | | | And the rockets' red glare, the bombs | | bursting in air, | | | | Gave proof through the night that our | | flag was still there. | | | | Oh, say does that star-spangled banner | | yet wave | | | | O'er the land of the free and the home | | of the brave? | | | \ Thank you. You may resume your seat. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;