Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "Morality is one thing. Ratings are \ | everything." | | | | -- A Network 23 executive on "Max | \ Headroom" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;