Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / What passes for woman's intuition is \ | often nothing more than man's | | transparency. | | | \ -- George Nathan / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;