Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Commitment, n.: \ | | | [The difference between involvement | | and] Commitment can be | | | | illustrated by a breakfast of ham and | | eggs. The chicken was | | | \ involved, the pig was committed. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;