Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When the ax entered the forest, the \ | trees said, "The handle is one of us!" | | | \ -- Turkish proverb / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;