Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I suppose some of the variation between \ | Boston drivers and the rest of the | | country is due to the progressive | | Massachusetts Driver Education Manual | | which I happen to have in my top desk | | drawer. Some of the Tips for Better | | Driving are worth considering, to wit: | | | | [110.13]: | | | | "When traveling on a one-way street, | | stay to the right, so as not | | | | to interfere with oncoming traffic." | | | | [22.17b]: | | | | "Learning to change lanes takes time | | and patience. The best | | | | recommendation that can be made is to | | go to a Celtics [basketball] | | | | game; study the fast break and then go | | out and practice it | | | | on the highway." | | | | [41.16]: | | | | "Never bump a baby carriage out of a | | crosswalk unless the kid's really | | | \ asking for it." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;