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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I suppose some of the variation between \
| Boston drivers and the rest of the      |
| country is due to the progressive       |
| Massachusetts Driver Education Manual   |
| which I happen to have in my top desk   |
| drawer. Some of the Tips for Better     |
| Driving are worth considering, to wit:  |
|                                         |
| [110.13]:                               |
|                                         |
| "When traveling on a one-way street,    |
| stay to the right, so as not            |
|                                         |
| to interfere with oncoming traffic."    |
|                                         |
| [22.17b]:                               |
|                                         |
| "Learning to change lanes takes time    |
| and patience. The best                  |
|                                         |
| recommendation that can be made is to   |
| go to a Celtics [basketball]            |
|                                         |
| game; study the fast break and then go  |
| out and practice it                     |
|                                         |
| on the highway."                        |
|                                         |
| [41.16]:                                |
|                                         |
| "Never bump a baby carriage out of a    |
| crosswalk unless the kid's really       |
|                                         |
\ asking for it."                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;