Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You never have to change anything you \ | got up in the middle of the night to | | write. | | | \ -- Saul Bellow / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;