Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It is impossible to enjoy idling \ | thoroughly unless one has plenty of | | work to do. | | | \ -- Jerome Klapka Jerome / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;