Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The worst thing about some men is that \ | when they are not drunk they are sober. | | | \ -- William Butler Yeats / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;