Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / learning curve, n.: \ | | | An astonishing new theory, discovered | | by management consultants | | | | in the 1970's, asserting that the more | | you do something the | | | \ quicker you can do it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;