Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Why is it that we rejoice at a birth \ | and grieve at a funeral? It is because | | we are not the person involved. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;