Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / > What is the status of Linux' Unicode \ | implementation. Will Linux > be | | prepared for the first contact? | | | | We have full klingon console support | | just in case | | | \ -- Alan Cox on linux-kernel / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;