Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Love means never having to say you're \ | sorry. | | | | -- Eric Segal, "Love Story" | | | | That's the most ridiculous thing I've | | ever heard. | | | \ -- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;