Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Totally illogical, there was no chance. \ | | | -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate | \ 2822.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;