Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / First love is only a little foolishness \ | and a lot of curiosity, no really | | self-respecting woman would take | | advantage of it. | | | | -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's | \ Other Island" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;