Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Q: How many Martians does it take to \ | screw in a light bulb? A: One and a | \ half. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;