Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If a thing's worth doing, it is worth \ | doing badly. | | | \ -- G. K. Chesterton / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;