Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The pollution's at that awkward stage. \ | Too thick to navigate and too thin to | | cultivate. | | | \ -- Doug Sneyd / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;